Three Meals and a Side Dish: The Story of an Unbalanced Romantic Relationship

How will you spend your Christmas dinner this year, spreading Christmas cheers or shedding Christmas tears?

Has a gamer ever played you in the heyday of the holidays? It is a sad but unfortunate truth that there will be at least two or three women maneuvering to get the attention of a man to sit at the table with them and share the annual Christmas dinner celebrated this year. This lopsided three-to-one situation is nothing new in the ongoing competition that women have endured or enjoyed throughout the year. However, what adds even more pressure at this time of year is what the holiday season represents. Christmas is a time that is associated with traditional family ties, spreading joy with family and loved ones, and attending church service early in the morning, even if you haven’t done so since Easter.

People plan the Christmas season months in advance, whether it’s to buy the right gift or to prepare the right food for the long-awaited Christmas dinner. In many households, this particular dinner, whether eaten quietly or celebrated loudly, reflects a symbolic and cohesive family bond more than any other meal throughout the year, including Thanksgiving.

Here’s the dilemma: It is a known fact that this can be one of the happiest days of the year for many people, but sadly for others, especially a single woman on an affair with a married man, it is one of the most depressing times. This is because you know very well that settling for a part-time lover will only give you a part-time guarantee (if there is one), whether or not you visit on this special holiday. Many women feel desperate by the phone, grateful to even receive a phone call from the man they are involved with.

This is the reality: Even if a man is the most notorious player (Mr. Married Bachelor), he knows that he is expected to sit at home, at the table with his “legitimate” wife and children when dinner is served. With this in mind, he works overtime to develop a plan to deftly maneuver and manipulate his way of making a quick “stop” at the homes of his other “extra” women throughout the day. Simply put, convert a deceptive action plan to include a full day of three meals and side dishes.

This is the plan: Keep in mind that the motive of the meal plan, the impromptu dinners throughout the day, of this married single stallion is to satisfy and keep his diverse wives in his stable with the notion that, “You mean so much to me, that I’ve I’ve done my best to spend time with you on this special day. “

Let’s take a look at this extreme, but real, case of how Mr. Married Bachelor’s agenda unfolds on a holy Christmas day:

5:00 am – Wakes up early on Christmas morning, at dawn, sneaks out of bed and locks herself in the bathroom, turns on the faucet to drown out the sound of her phone calls, while whispering romantic sweet words and holidays. he cheers for his other women. Their responses are similar: “Honey, if you really love me like you say, you would come and spend some time with me, today of all days.”

6:00 am – Mr. Casado single informs his wife: “Honey, I will not go to church mass early with you and the children this morning because I have an upset stomach. Please pray for me at church. I’ll go get some rest and then stop by my mother’s house to deliver the gift I bought her, and I’ll quickly drop by to see Uncle Joe and Aunt Lucy, but I’ll be home long before dinner.

7:00 am – When wife and kids leave for church mass early in the morning, Mr. Married Bachelor dresses at marathon speed and stops by Woman # 1’s house for a visit early in the morning. He doesn’t bother calling to let you know he’s on his way because he knows his women are always waiting for him and available. When he arrives, she is so happy to see him, they have hot sex and she prepares him a special Christmas breakfast in bed.

9:00 am- As soon as he burps and digests his food, Mr. Married Bachelor tells him that he has to go to his mother’s house, he dresses quickly, passionately kisses his lover and ventures to go to his mother’s house. his next wife.

9:15 am – Arriving at the house of Woman # 2, without taking a shower to wash off his sex from the beginning, he eagerly plunges into the arms and body of his beloved who awaits him. When her sexual romp is complete, she prepares him a light Christmas brunch, which she quickly devours as she dresses and leaves at 10:45 am, leaving her with the promise, “I’ll call you later from my mother’s house.”

11:00 am – Arrives at Women’s Department # 3 -Great! He’s almost falling asleep when she opens the door. She is so excited to see him that she will take him asleep or awake, in whatever way she can get him to spend some time with her. They exchange a quick kiss and head to the bedroom, while he literally falls asleep on her bed, fully clothed. After sleeping soundly and snoring for about an hour and a half, he is awakened by the delicious Christmas lunch she has prepared especially for him. He eats the food, tells her what a good cook she is, has focused on a 15-minute sex session with her, takes a quick shower to cool off, and then runs off at 1:15 pm while telling her he’s late. to his mother’s house. .

1:30 pm – Mr. Married Bachelor arrives at Woman # 4, the newest he has only been watching for about three weeks. She is elated that her new man showed up to surprise her on Christmas day and they have a 45 minute lovemaking romp, again he is extremely exhausted but he spends another 45 minutes talking to her and sharing a Christmas toast of champagne and a slice of store-bought apple pie. He tells her that he will call her later from her mother’s house while she walks him out the door at 3:00 pm.

3:15 pm – When Mr. Married Bachelor finally arrives at his mother’s house, she realizes that he looks like a mess, “Son, you’re fine, you look frazzled and tired.” His reply, “Ma, I’ve been working overtime lately and I’m feeling a bit weak.” She makes him hot tea while he relaxes on the couch. Then Aunt Lucy, Uncle Joe, and a few other cousins ​​pass by. They all share a family conversation as he quickly takes a bite of Mom’s roast chicken and leaves an hour later to go home to his wife (who doesn’t get along with Mom).

4:30 pm – Mr. Married Bachelor comes home and tells his wife that when she got to her mother’s house, she made him tea for his upset stomach, then he fell asleep and then another relative arrived. He assures his wife that as soon as he felt better, he returned home to spend the rest of the day with his “beloved family” while heading to the bathroom to take a shower.

5:00 pm – Christmas dinner is served at home with wife and children.

Everyone enjoys family food together. He asks about the church service and tells them how much he missed them during the day. They watch a family movie together and later in the evening, after taking a short break in the bathroom to phone and whisper a minute “I love you” to all of his wives, Mr. Married Bachelor finally settles in for the night. He makes passionate love to his faithful wife, and just before rolling over to go to sleep, he confesses, “Honey, you’re so good in bed, you always knock me out.” And, in fact, he’s out at night!

This is the solution: Let’s be totally honest here, Mr. Married Bachelor is like a bull, roaming the cow pasture to make sure he keeps his women in tow. Oh! I know some of you will be upset reading this, but this is an honest wake-up call for you guys. You deserve so much better than settling for a part-time Lover who makes you lose your self-esteem and dignity for two hours of sex and company on Christmas Day. Make your New Years resolution to leave this loser and choose a champion who will spend all day and life with you – and only with you!